Ghost QOS or SQM, stuck at SLOW

Well, yeah, I'm not wondering about that at all. The first order of business is getting my speed back up to something close to the 50/15 I saw before this adventure started today.

Now, here's a weird thing. I've been running these tests all day from a laptop on my 5 GHz wifi. I know that's not a precise way to measure, but it should be good enough to see if I'm in the ballpark. After all, the original 50/15 measurement was on the same link.

I ran the dslreports test from my phone (cellular turned off) connected to the same 5 GHz wifi. It reports anywhere from 60-80 mbps download speeds. So, I ran a cable from the laptop to the router and tested again.

Come on, now. I'd be amazed if my 50/15 link were over-provisioned for 315 mbps!