Conda not working on network

Odd question. I'm on a completely fresh 19.0.7.3 (https://downloads.openwrt.org/releases/19.07.3/targets/ramips/mt76x8/openwrt-19.07.3-ramips-mt76x8-tl-wr841n-v13-squashfs-tftp-recovery.bin) on TP-Link WR841N v13. My modem is plugged into the WAN port. I'm connected to the router via ethernet. Everything seems to be working except some conda installations within docker. These worked on my old Linksys E1200v2 on FreshTomato.

docker run --rm -it continuumio/miniconda3:4.8.2-alpine
(base) 0b398e2a8695:/$ conda create -n test -c bioconda -y artic
Collecting package metadata (current_repodata.json): done
Solving environment: failed with repodata from current_repodata.json, will retry with next repodata source.
Collecting package metadata (repodata.json): failed

# >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ERROR REPORT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

    Traceback (most recent call last):
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/urllib3/contrib/pyopenssl.py", line 313, in recv_into
        return self.connection.recv_into(*args, **kwargs)
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/OpenSSL/SSL.py", line 1840, in recv_into
        self._raise_ssl_error(self._ssl, result)
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/OpenSSL/SSL.py", line 1646, in _raise_ssl_error
        raise WantReadError()
    OpenSSL.SSL.WantReadError
    
    During handling of the above exception, another exception occurred:
    
    Traceback (most recent call last):
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/urllib3/contrib/pyopenssl.py", line 313, in recv_into
        return self.connection.recv_into(*args, **kwargs)
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/OpenSSL/SSL.py", line 1840, in recv_into
        self._raise_ssl_error(self._ssl, result)
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/OpenSSL/SSL.py", line 1663, in _raise_ssl_error
        raise SysCallError(errno, errorcode.get(errno))
    OpenSSL.SSL.SysCallError: (104, 'ECONNRESET')
    
    During handling of the above exception, another exception occurred:
    
    Traceback (most recent call last):
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/urllib3/response.py", line 425, in _error_catcher
        yield
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/urllib3/response.py", line 752, in read_chunked
        self._update_chunk_length()
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/urllib3/response.py", line 682, in _update_chunk_length
        line = self._fp.fp.readline()
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/socket.py", line 589, in readinto
        return self._sock.recv_into(b)
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/urllib3/contrib/pyopenssl.py", line 328, in recv_into
        return self.recv_into(*args, **kwargs)
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/urllib3/contrib/pyopenssl.py", line 318, in recv_into
        raise SocketError(str(e))
    OSError: (104, 'ECONNRESET')
    
    During handling of the above exception, another exception occurred:
    
    Traceback (most recent call last):
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/requests/models.py", line 750, in generate
        for chunk in self.raw.stream(chunk_size, decode_content=True):
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/urllib3/response.py", line 560, in stream
        for line in self.read_chunked(amt, decode_content=decode_content):
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/urllib3/response.py", line 781, in read_chunked
        self._original_response.close()
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/contextlib.py", line 130, in __exit__
        self.gen.throw(type, value, traceback)
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/urllib3/response.py", line 443, in _error_catcher
        raise ProtocolError("Connection broken: %r" % e, e)
    urllib3.exceptions.ProtocolError: ('Connection broken: OSError("(104, \'ECONNRESET\')")', OSError("(104, 'ECONNRESET')"))
    
    During handling of the above exception, another exception occurred:
    
    Traceback (most recent call last):
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/conda/exceptions.py", line 1079, in __call__
        return func(*args, **kwargs)
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/conda/cli/main.py", line 84, in _main
        exit_code = do_call(args, p)
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/conda/cli/conda_argparse.py", line 82, in do_call
        return getattr(module, func_name)(args, parser)
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/conda/cli/main_create.py", line 37, in execute
        install(args, parser, 'create')
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/conda/cli/install.py", line 265, in install
        should_retry_solve=(_should_retry_unfrozen or repodata_fn != repodata_fns[-1]),
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/conda/core/solve.py", line 117, in solve_for_transaction
        should_retry_solve)
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/conda/core/solve.py", line 158, in solve_for_diff
        force_remove, should_retry_solve)
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/conda/core/solve.py", line 262, in solve_final_state
        ssc = self._collect_all_metadata(ssc)
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/conda/common/io.py", line 88, in decorated
        return f(*args, **kwds)
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/conda/core/solve.py", line 415, in _collect_all_metadata
        index, r = self._prepare(prepared_specs)
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/conda/core/solve.py", line 1011, in _prepare
        self.subdirs, prepared_specs, self._repodata_fn)
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/conda/core/index.py", line 228, in get_reduced_index
        repodata_fn=repodata_fn)
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/conda/core/subdir_data.py", line 105, in query_all
        result = tuple(concat(executor.map(subdir_query, channel_urls)))
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/concurrent/futures/_base.py", line 598, in result_iterator
        yield fs.pop().result()
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/concurrent/futures/_base.py", line 428, in result
        return self.__get_result()
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/concurrent/futures/_base.py", line 384, in __get_result
        raise self._exception
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/concurrent/futures/thread.py", line 57, in run
        result = self.fn(*self.args, **self.kwargs)
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/conda/core/subdir_data.py", line 98, in <lambda>
        package_ref_or_match_spec))
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/conda/core/subdir_data.py", line 110, in query
        self.load()
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/conda/core/subdir_data.py", line 174, in load
        _internal_state = self._load()
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/conda/core/subdir_data.py", line 248, in _load
        repodata_fn=self.repodata_fn)
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/conda/core/subdir_data.py", line 485, in fetch_repodata_remote_request
        timeout=timeout)
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/requests/sessions.py", line 546, in get
        return self.request('GET', url, **kwargs)
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/requests/sessions.py", line 533, in request
        resp = self.send(prep, **send_kwargs)
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/requests/sessions.py", line 686, in send
        r.content
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/requests/models.py", line 828, in content
        self._content = b''.join(self.iter_content(CONTENT_CHUNK_SIZE)) or b''
      File "/opt/conda/lib/python3.7/site-packages/requests/models.py", line 753, in generate
        raise ChunkedEncodingError(e)
    requests.exceptions.ChunkedEncodingError: ('Connection broken: OSError("(104, \'ECONNRESET\')")', OSError("(104, 'ECONNRESET')"))

`$ /opt/conda/bin/conda create -n test -c bioconda -y artic`

  environment variables:
                 CIO_TEST=<not set>
        CONDA_DEFAULT_ENV=base
                CONDA_EXE=/opt/conda/bin/conda
                CONDA_MD5=87e77f097f6ebb5127c77662dfc3165e
             CONDA_PREFIX=/opt/conda
    CONDA_PROMPT_MODIFIER=(base)
         CONDA_PYTHON_EXE=/opt/conda/bin/python
               CONDA_ROOT=/opt/conda
              CONDA_SHLVL=1
            CONDA_VERSION=4.8.2
                     PATH=/opt/conda/bin:/opt/conda/bin:/opt/conda/condabin:/usr/local/sbin:/usr
                          /local/bin:/usr/sbin:/usr/bin:/sbin:/bin
       REQUESTS_CA_BUNDLE=<not set>
            SSL_CERT_FILE=<not set>

     active environment : base
    active env location : /opt/conda
            shell level : 1
       user config file : /home/anaconda/.condarc
 populated config files : 
          conda version : 4.8.2
    conda-build version : not installed
         python version : 3.7.6.final.0
       virtual packages : __glibc=2.28
       base environment : /opt/conda  (writable)
           channel URLs : https://conda.anaconda.org/bioconda/linux-64
                          https://conda.anaconda.org/bioconda/noarch
                          https://repo.anaconda.com/pkgs/main/linux-64
                          https://repo.anaconda.com/pkgs/main/noarch
                          https://repo.anaconda.com/pkgs/r/linux-64
                          https://repo.anaconda.com/pkgs/r/noarch
          package cache : /opt/conda/pkgs
                          /home/anaconda/.conda/pkgs
       envs directories : /opt/conda/envs
                          /home/anaconda/.conda/envs
               platform : linux-64
             user-agent : conda/4.8.2 requests/2.22.0 CPython/3.7.6 Linux/5.4.46-1-lts alpine/3.9.5 glibc/2.28
                UID:GID : 10151:101
             netrc file : None
           offline mode : False


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